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Painted pet portraits

Your dog
deserves an oil painting.

Send a few photos from your phone. Within the hour you get forty painted portraits back — Renaissance, royal, military, watercolour — with your pet's actual face, markings and expression.

The same golden retriever painted as a Renaissance noble in red velvet robes and a lace ruff. A photo of a golden retriever looking upwards with its mouth open. Your photo Your painting Drag
One photo in, one Renaissance portrait out. Same dog, same crooked grin.

€49 for all 40 portraits

See the gallery
  • Back within the hour
  • Print-ready files
  • Not happy, full refund

One photo, ten styles

Every portrait below came from that same photo.

You do not pick one style and hope. You get all ten, four variations each, and you keep whichever ones you love.

The original phone photo of the golden retriever. The photo

Ten styles,
four versions of each

The retriever as a Renaissance noble in red velvet and a lace ruff.
Renaissance
The retriever crowned and robed on a throne.
Royal
The retriever in a navy officer's uniform with gold epaulettes and medals.
Officer
The retriever in a Dutch Golden Age painting with a white ruff.
Dutch master
A soft watercolour painting of the retriever.
Watercolour
The retriever in a red knitted Christmas sweater and Santa hat by a tree.
Christmas
The retriever in a tweed jacket and bow tie in a sepia Victorian studio portrait.
Victorian
The retriever in a white spacesuit with Earth visible behind.
Astronaut
A four-panel Warhol-style pop art print of the retriever.
Pop art
A detailed graphite pencil sketch of the retriever.
Pencil

How it works

Three minutes of your evening.

No sitting still, no studio, no trip in the car with a furious cat.

01

Send your photos

Three to ten photos from your camera roll. Clear daylight, face visible, eyes open. Blurry action shots are the only thing that really hurts.

02

We paint all ten styles

Forty portraits in total, four per style, so you have real choice within each look rather than one take it or leave it result.

03

Download and print

High-resolution files, no watermarks, yours to keep. Take them to any print shop, or send them straight to a frame service — they are big enough for a 30×40cm print.

One price, everything included

€49

Forty painted portraits of your pet, back within the hour.

  • All 10 styles, 4 versions each
  • Print-ready, no watermarks
  • Yours to print, frame and gift
  • Full refund if the likeness is wrong
Digital files, delivered by email · nothing to post, nothing to wait for

Questions

Six questions worth answering.

Will it actually look like my pet?

That is the entire job, and it is where most AI pet portraits fall apart — they give you a generic dog of roughly the right breed. We send several of your photos together and hold the model to your pet's real face, fur colour, markings and expression. Drag the tabby comparison in the gallery: her off-centre face markings and white chest carry straight through from the photo, rather than being replaced with a stock pattern. If the likeness is wrong, you get your money back.

What photos should I send?

Three to ten ordinary phone photos. Daylight is better than flash, the face should be clearly visible and in focus, and eyes open helps a lot. Variety is useful — a couple of angles beats ten near-identical shots. You do not need a good camera, and you do not need a studio shot: what matters is that the face is sharp enough to copy.

Why forty portraits and not one?

Because taste is personal and painting styles are unpredictable. Ordering a single portrait means gambling on one result. Ten styles with four versions each means you will find several you genuinely love, and you only need one for the wall.

Can I get it printed and framed?

Not from us — we send digital files only, so there is nothing to ship and no delivery date to miss. The files are around 3000×3000 pixels, which is plenty for a 30×40cm print, and every high-street print shop and online framer will take them. That also means a portrait bought on 23 December is still a present on the 25th.

Does it work for rabbits, horses, birds?

Dogs and cats are what we have tested hardest, so those are what we promise. Anything with a recognisable face usually works well — send your photos and if the result is not good, you are refunded. Reptiles and fish are genuinely hit and miss.

What about a pet who has died?

If the pet in your photos is gone, that changes what this is for, and it is built with that in mind. Older or lower-quality photos still work — we can restore and sharpen a faded photo first. If you only have one usable picture, send it and we will tell you honestly whether it is enough before you pay.

In time for Christmas

The best Christmas present
is the one nobody expects.

Forty painted portraits of your dog or cat, back within the hour. €49.

€49 for 40 portraitsBack within the hour